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My dog's name is Winston and he barks way to much. He barks at the neighbors and me. I hope this is almost endless translation and that it's funny because I'm really bored.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の名前はウィンストンです、そして、彼は多くの道を吠えます。彼は隣人と私に吠えます。私はこれがほぼ無限の翻訳であり、私が本当に退屈しているのでそれが面白いことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's name is Winston, and he offers many avenues. He will give to his neighbor and me. I hope that it is interesting because this is an almost limitless translation and I am really bored.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の名前はウィンストンです、そして彼は多くの道を提供しています。彼は隣人と私にあげるでしょう。これはほとんど無限の翻訳であり、私は本当に退屈しているのでそれが面白いことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's name is Winston, and he offers many ways. He will give to his neighbors and me. This is an almost limitless translation and I hope it is interesting because it is really boring.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の名前はウィンストンです、そして彼は多くの方法を提供しています。彼は隣人と私にあげるでしょう。これはほぼ無限の翻訳であり、本当につまらないので面白いと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's name is Winston, and he offers many ways. He will give to his neighbors and me. This is an almost limitless translation, and I think it's interesting because it's really boring.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の名前はウィンストンです、そして彼は多くの方法を提供しています。彼は隣人と私にあげるでしょう。これはほとんど無限の翻訳です、そして私はそれが本当に退屈だから面白いと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's name is Winston, and he offers many ways. He will give to his neighbors and me. This is an almost endless translation, and I think it's interesting because it's really boring.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の名前はウィンストンです、そして彼は多くの方法を提供しています。彼は隣人と私にあげるでしょう。これはほとんど無限の翻訳です、そして私はそれが本当に退屈だから面白いと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's name is Winston, and he offers many ways. He will give to his neighbors and me. This is an almost endless translation, and I think it's interesting because it's really boring.