YOU SAID:
my dog just took a big fat dump on the carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうどカーペットの上に大きな脂肪のダンプを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog just took a big fat dump on the carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうどカーペットの上に大きな脂肪のダンプを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog just took a big fat dump on the carpet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.