YOU SAID:
my dog just pooped on my lawn and peed on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうど私の芝生にうんちをし、私の顔におしっこをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dog just pooped on my lawn and peeed on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうど私の芝生にうんちをし、私の顔におしっこをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dog just pooped on my lawn and peeed on my face
You should move to Japan!