YOU SAID:
My dog just pooped near your car
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうどあなたの車の近くにうんちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog just pooped near your car
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はちょうどあなたの車の近くにうんちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog just pooped near your car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.