YOU SAID:
My dog, Jane, likes people food but doesn't want to eat her food that much. She likes treats, though; and going outside.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、ジェーン、人間の食べ物が好きだが、彼女の食べ物を食べたくないそんな。好きなお菓子、しかし;外に出る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Such food she's eating my dog likes Jane and human food. Your favorite candy, however; go out.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の犬を食べているような食品は、ジェーンおよび人間の食糧が好きです。あなたの好きな飴。外出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She likes Jane and human food is like eating my dog food. Your favorite candy. Will go out.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はジェーンが好き、人間の食べ物は自分のドッグフードを食べるようなものです。あなたのお気に入りのお菓子。出かけるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She likes Jane and human food is like eating your own dog food. Your favorite sweets. It is going to go.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はジェーンが好き、人間の食糧はあなた自身のドッグフードを食べるようなものです。あなたのお気に入りのお菓子。それは行くつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She likes Jane and human food is like eating your own dog food. Your favorite sweets. It is going to go.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.