YOU SAID:
My dog is pooping on my carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私のカーペットの上にうんち
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My dog was on my carpet yes immediately
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私のカーペットの上はいすぐに
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My dog's Chair immediately on my carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私のカーペットの上にすぐに私の犬の椅子
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On the carpet of my now my dog chairs
INTO JAPANESE
私は今のカーペットの上私の犬の椅子
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I'm on my carpet now dog Chair
INTO JAPANESE
私は今私のカーペットの上犬の椅子
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I now Chair of top dog of my carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私今私のカーペットのトップ犬の椅子
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I now Chair of top dog of my carpet
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