YOU SAID:
my dog is named john, he is very fat
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、ジョンという名前は、彼は非常に脂肪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is named John, he was very fat
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、ジョンという名前の彼は非常に太っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog was so fat he named John
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬だったので彼の名前ジョン脂肪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog was so fat he names John
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬だったので彼の名前ジョン脂肪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog was so fat he names John
That didn't even make that much sense in English.