YOU SAID:
My dog is being a butthead. Are my pencils missing or am I crazy?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はバットヘッドです。鉛筆がなくなっていませんか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is a bat head. Aren't pencils gone?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はバットヘッドです。鉛筆は消えていませんか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is a bat head. Is the pencil not gone?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はバットヘッドです。鉛筆は消えていませんか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is a bat head. Is the pencil not gone?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
