YOU SAID:

My dog is as cute as a button. I actually love him so much even though he makes really zany faces at me. Close your mouth, weirdo!

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はボタンのようにかわいいです。彼は私に対して本当におかしな顔をしますが、私は実際には彼をとても愛しています。口を閉じろ、変人！

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My dog is cute as a button. He makes really weird faces at me but I actually love him a lot. Shut your mouth, you weirdo!

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はボタンのようにかわいいです。彼は私に対して本当に変な顔をしますが、私は実際に彼のことをとても愛しています。口を閉ざせ、変人！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is cute as a button. He gives me really weird looks but I actually love him a lot. Shut up, you weirdo!

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はボタンのようにかわいいです。彼は私にとても変な目で見ますが、私は本当に彼のことが大好きです。黙れ、変人！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is cute as a button. He looks at me very strangely, but I really love him. Shut up, you weirdo!

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はボタンのようにかわいいです。彼は私をとても不思議そうに見ていますが、私は彼のことを本当に愛しています。黙れ、変人！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is cute as a button. He looks at me very strangely, but I really love him. Shut up, you weirdo!