YOU SAID:
my dog is a big schmoe all day.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は大きなシュモーすべての日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is big schmoe all day.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は大きなシュモーすべての日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is big schmoe all day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.