YOU SAID:
My dog had babies with a saltine cracker
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は塩辛いクラッカーと一緒に赤ちゃんがいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog baby with a salty cracker
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬の赤ちゃんは塩味のあるクラッカーで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog baby is a salty cracker
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬の赤ちゃんは塩辛い人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog's baby is a salty person
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬の赤ん坊は塩辛い人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog's baby is a salty person
That didn't even make that much sense in English.