YOU SAID:
My dog eat a bone while he was pooping.
INTO JAPANESE
彼がうんちだった間、私の犬は骨を食べ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But his POO was away, my dog eat bones.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、彼のうんちが離れていた、私の犬が骨を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But his poo poo was away my dog eats bones.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、私の犬が骨を食べる彼のうんちは離れていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
However, he eats a bone for my dog's poo poo was away.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、彼は私の犬のうんちが留守のため骨を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But he is my dog poo poop eating bones out of town for.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、彼は町の骨を食べる私の犬うんちうんち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
However, he eats the bones of my dog unnchiunnchi.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、彼は私の犬の unnchiunnchi の骨を食べる。
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However, he eats a bone for my dog unnchiunnchi.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、彼は私の犬の unnchiunnchi のための骨を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
However, he eats a bone for my dog unnchiunnchi.
Well done, yes, well done!