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my dog committed a homicide and i think thats pretty cool but my cat committed a suicide and that was even cooler

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私の犬は殺人を犯し、私はそれがかなりクールだと思うが、私の猫は自殺し、それはさらに涼しかった

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My dog committed a murder and I think it's pretty cool, but my cat committed suicide and it was even cooler

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は殺人を犯し、私はそれがかなりクールだと思うが、私の猫は自殺し、それはさらに涼しかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog committed a murder and I think it's pretty cool, but my cat committed suicide and it was even cooler