YOU SAID:
My dog bit me the other day, it really hurt, Im going to but him down and then eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私をかみました、それは本当に傷つきました、イムは彼を倒して、そして今日彼を食べに行くつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bite me the other day, it was really hurt, Im defeating him and going to eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、Imは彼を打ち負かして今日彼を食べに行く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it was really hurt, Im going to beat him and eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、Imは今日彼を倒して食べようとしている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bite me the other day, it was really hurt, Im trying to beat him today to eat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、私は食べるために今日彼を打つことを試みている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it's really hurt, I'm trying to beat him today to eat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に怪我をしている、私は今日彼を食べて食べようとしている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it's really hurt, I'm trying to eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、私は今日彼を食べようとしている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it was really hurt, I am going to eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、私は今日彼を食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it's really hurt, I'm going to eat him today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は先日私を噛んだ、それは本当に傷ついた、私は今日彼を食べるつもりだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites me the other day, it's really hurt, I'm going to eat him today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.