YOU SAID:
my dog barked at me and i cried for exactly twenty one hours fourty eight minutes twelve seconds and fourteen miliseconds i then asked my dog politley "please do not bark at me it makes me sad and also scared and also disturbed" he then replied "oh okay"
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私に吠え、私はちょうど21時間48分12秒14ミリ秒泣きました。それから私は犬のポリトリーに「私を吠えないでください。私を悲しませ、怖がらせ、邪魔をさせます」と答えました。はい"
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog barked at me and I cried just 21 hours 48 minutes 12 seconds 14 milliseconds. Then I replied to the dog Politley, "Don't bark at me. It makes me sad, scared, and disturbed." Yes"
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私に吠え、私はちょうど21時間48分12秒14ミリ秒泣きました。それから私は犬のポリトリーに「私に吠えないでください。それは私を悲しませ、怖がらせ、そして邪魔させます」と答えました。はい"
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog barked at me and I cried just 21 hours 48 minutes 12 seconds 14 milliseconds. Then I replied to the dog Politley, "Don't bark at me. It makes me sad, scared, and disturbed." Yes"
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