YOU SAID:
My dog ate the shelf, now put it up or I’ll shoot you Karen!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は棚を食べた、今それを置くか、私はあなたにカレンを撃つよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate a shelf, put it now or I'll shoot you Karen!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は棚を食べた、今それを置くか、私はあなたにカレンを撃つよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate a shelf, put it now or I'll shoot you Karen!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.