YOU SAID:
My dog ate my vomit and my girlfriend turned into the moon!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の嘔吐物を食べました、そして、私のガールフレンドは月に変わりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my vomit and my girlfriend turned to the moon!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の嘔吐物を食べ、私のガールフレンドは月に目を向けました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my vomit and my girlfriend turned to the moon!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.