YOU SAID:
my dog ate my teacher's wig
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の先生のかつらを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my teacher's wig
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の先生のかつらを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my teacher's wig
That didn't even make that much sense in English.