YOU SAID:
My dog ate my husband, crapped out my child, peed on my mannequin, and barked at my face
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の夫を食べ、私の子供を叩き、私のマネキンをおしっこし、そして私の顔に吠えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my husband, beat my kid, peeed my mannequin, and barked on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の夫を食べ、私の子供を殴り、私のマネキンをおしっこし、そして私の顔に吠えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my husband, beat my kid, peeed my mannequin, and barked on my face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
