YOU SAID:
my dog ate my foot yesterday which led to me farting and led to my tears stain gin my extra large red shirt, which meant I had to clean it but ended up using too much remover and stained my shirt again
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は昨日私の足を食べたので、おならをし、私の特大の赤いシャツに涙が染みました。それは私がそれをきれいにしなければならなかったことを意味しましたが、リムーバーを使いすぎてシャツを再び汚しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my paw yesterday, so I broke down and my oversized red shirt was soaked in tears. That meant I had to clean it, but I overused the remover and soiled the shirt again
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は昨日私の足を食べたので、私は壊れて、私の特大の赤いシャツは涙に浸っていました。それは私がそれをきれいにしなければならなかったことを意味しました、しかし私はリムーバーを使いすぎてそしてシャツを再び汚しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my paw yesterday, so I broke and my oversized red shirt was soaked in tears. That meant I had to clean it, but I overused the remover and soiled the shirt again
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は昨日私の足を食べたので、私は壊れて、私の特大の赤いシャツは涙に浸っていました。それは私がそれをきれいにしなければならなかったことを意味しました、しかし私はリムーバーを使いすぎてそしてシャツを再び汚しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my paw yesterday, so I broke and my oversized red shirt was soaked in tears. That meant I had to clean it, but I overused the remover and soiled the shirt again
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