YOU SAID:
My dog ate my cate so i ate the dog:)
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の猫を食べたので私は犬を食べました:)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a dog because my dog ate my cat :)
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫を食べたので私は犬を食べました:)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a dog because my dog ate my cat :)
That's deep, man.