YOU SAID:
My dog ate my cat the pooped in my shoe to show love to the cat the was resting on the counter with a knife in its left shoe
INTO JAPANESE
犬が猫を食べて、靴にうんちをして、左の靴にナイフを置いてカウンターで休んでいた猫に愛を示しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate a cat, pooped on the shoes, put a knife on the left shoe and showed love to the cat resting at the counter
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、靴にうんちをし、左の靴にナイフを置き、カウンターで休んでいる猫に愛を示しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate a cat, pooped his shoes, put a knife on the left shoe, and showed love to the cat resting at the counter
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、靴をうんち、左の靴にナイフを置き、カウンターで休んでいる猫に愛を示しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate a cat, pooped shoes, put a knife on the left shoe, and showed love to the cat resting at the counter
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、靴をうんち、左の靴にナイフを置き、カウンターで休んでいる猫に愛を示しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate a cat, pooped shoes, put a knife on the left shoe, and showed love to the cat resting at the counter
You've done this before, haven't you.