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my dog ate ham and jam and lamb and killed pan but he was a goat yeet

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私の犬はハムとジャムとラムを食べて鍋を殺しましたが、彼はヤギでした

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My dog ate ham, jam and rum and killed the pot, but he was a goat

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私の犬はハム、ジャム、ラム酒を食べて鍋を殺しましたが、彼は山羊でした

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My dog ate ham, jam and rum and killed the pot, but he was a goat