YOU SAID:

My dog ate an egg today, and in that egg was a dog, and in that dog was a bomb, and in that bomb was a cannibal, and in that cannibal was a child, and in that child was Veggietales, and in Veggietales was child corpses, and inside the child corpses were the letters “You’re next”

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供はベジタリアンでそのベジタリアンは子供の死体でその子供の死体の中には「次はあなたです」の文字がありました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the vegetarian was a child's corpse, and the child's corpse said, "You're next."

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供は菜食主義者でその菜食主義者は子供の死体でその子供の死体は「次はあなただ」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the vegetarian was a child's corpse, and the child's corpse was, "You're next."

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供は菜食主義者でその菜食主義者は子供の死体でその子供の死体は「次はあなただ」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the vegetarian was a child's corpse, and the child's corpse was, "You're next."