YOU SAID:

My dog ate an egg today, and in that egg was a dog, and in that dog was a bomb, and in that bomb was a cannibal, and in that cannibal was a child, and in that child was Veggietales, and in Veggietales was child corpses, and inside the child corpses and inside were the words, you asked for this.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供はベジタリアンでそのベジタリアンは子供の死体でその中に子供の死体が入っていてその言葉はあなたが尋ねたものです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the vegetarian was a child's corpse, and there was a child's corpse in it, and the words were what you asked.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供は菜食主義者でその菜食主義者は子供の死体でその中に子供の死体がありその言葉はあなたが尋ねたものです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the vegetarian was a child's corpse, and there was a child's corpse in it, and the words were what you asked.