YOU SAID:

My dog ate an egg today, and in that egg was a dog, and in that dog was a bomb, and in that bomb was a cannibal, and in that cannibal was a child, and in that child was Veggietales, and in Veggietales was child corpses

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供はベジタリアンでその子供は子供の死体でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the child was a dead child.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日卵を食べましたその卵は犬でその犬は爆弾でその爆弾は人食い犬でその人食い犬は子供でその子供は菜食主義者でその子供は死んだ子供でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog ate an egg today, and the egg was a dog, and the dog was a bomb, and the bomb was a cannibal, and the cannibal was a child, and the child was a vegetarian, and the child was a dead child.