YOU SAID:
my dog ate a cat today inside my nostril
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の鼻孔の中で今日猫を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate a cat today in my nostril
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の鼻孔で今日猫を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate a cat today in my nostril
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