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My dipshit of a younger brother just grabbed my bag of instant hot cocoa powder and *tried* to pretend to take a swig. I'm talking a *proper*, deliberately overdone cartoon-style almost-flip-the-glass-upside-down kind of swig. The kind that, if done with beer, would result in hair covered in fermented wheat tea and police continuously stopping you for breath tests for the next two weeks. However, he failed to check if the bag was actually closed, and so he dumped about the bag into his own face, inhaling part of it and creating a cloud of synthetic drink mix that covered a good third of the living room. He spent most of the last twenty minutes cleaning it (and himself, he ended up with powder covering quite literally everything but one of his socks) while continuously yelling at me and swearing. I, being the kind and helpful person that I am, have made myself a cup of hot chocolate while laughing at him. He is now taking a shower. My chest hurts.

INTO JAPANESE

私の弟はインスタントホットココアパウダーの入った袋をつかみ、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私が話しているのは、*適切な*、意図的にやりすぎた、ガラスをひっくり返したような漫画スタイルの軽口です。ビールと一緒にやると、髪の毛が発酵した麦茶にまみれ、警察に呼び止められ続けるようなものだ

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My brother grabbed a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm talking *appropriate*, intentionally over-the-top, glass-turned-manga-style quips. When mixed with beer, the hair becomes fermented wheat.

INTO JAPANESE

兄はインスタントのホットココアパウダーの袋を手に取り、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私は*適当に*、意図的に大げさな、ガラスをひっくり返したマンガ風の軽口を話しています。ビールと混ぜると髪の毛が発酵した小麦になります。

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My brother picked up a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm talking *appropriately* deliberately exaggerated, glass-turned-cartoon quips. When mixed with beer, the hair turns into fermented wheat.

INTO JAPANESE

兄はインスタントのホットココアパウダーの袋を手に取り、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私は*適切に*意図的に誇張した、ガラスを変えた漫画のような冗談を話しています。ビールと混ぜると髪の毛が発酵小麦に変わります。

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My brother picked up a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm talking *appropriately* intentionally exaggerated, glass-changing cartoon jokes. When mixed with beer, hair turns into fermented wheat.

INTO JAPANESE

兄はインスタントのホットココアパウダーの袋を手に取り、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私は *適切に * 意図的に誇張した、ガラスを変えるような漫画のジョークを話しています。ビールと混ぜると髪の毛が発酵小麦に変わります。

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My brother picked up a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm telling *appropriately* deliberately exaggerated, glass-changing cartoon jokes. When mixed with beer, hair turns into fermented wheat.

INTO JAPANESE

兄はインスタントのホットココアパウダーの袋を手に取り、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私は*適切に*意図的に誇張した、ガラスを変えるような漫画のジョークを話しています。ビールと混ぜると髪の毛が発酵小麦に変わります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brother picked up a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm telling *appropriately* intentionally exaggerated, glass-changing cartoon jokes. When mixed with beer, hair turns into fermented wheat.

INTO JAPANESE

兄はインスタントのホットココアパウダーの袋を手に取り、一口飲むふりをしようとしました。私は*適切に*意図的に誇張した、ガラスを変えるような漫画のジョークを話しています。ビールと混ぜると髪の毛が発酵小麦に変わります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brother picked up a bag of instant hot cocoa powder and tried to pretend to take a sip. I'm telling *appropriately* intentionally exaggerated, glass-changing cartoon jokes. When mixed with beer, hair turns into fermented wheat.