YOU SAID:
My ding ding dong itches
INTO JAPANESE
私のディンディンドンかゆみ
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My Ding Ding Dong Itching
INTO JAPANESE
マイ・ディン・ディン・ドン・イッチング
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My Din Din Don Etching
INTO JAPANESE
マイディンディンドンエッチング
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Ding Ding Dong Etching
INTO JAPANESE
マイディンディンドンエッチング
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Ding Ding Dong Etching
That didn't even make that much sense in English.