YOU SAID:
My diarrhoea is soft just like your punches.
INTO JAPANESE
私の下痢はあなたのパンチのように柔らかいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My diarrhea is as soft as your punch.
INTO JAPANESE
私の下痢はあなたのパンチと同じくらい柔らかいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My diarrhea is as soft as your punch.
That's deep, man.