YOU SAID:

my dear sir you are very circular and plump on a Wednesday but on a Tuesday you are very spindly some would say a spindly boy

INTO JAPANESE

私の愛する人、あなたは水曜日には非常に円形でふっくらしていますが、火曜日にはあなたは非常にとげだらけです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dear one, you are very round and plump on Wednesday, but on Tuesday you are very prickly

INTO JAPANESE

私の愛する人、あなたは水曜日はとても丸くてふっくらしていますが、火曜日はとてもとげです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dear one, you are very round and plump on Wednesday, but very thorny on Tuesday

INTO JAPANESE

私の愛する人、あなたは水曜日はとても丸くてふっくらしていますが、火曜日はとてもとげです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dear one, you are very round and plump on Wednesday, but very thorny on Tuesday