YOU SAID:
My dads gone and I don't think he's ever going to come back. Hola do you know where he went pablo eest tu un ladro
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんがいなくなって、彼が戻ってくるとは思いません。オラ、彼がどこに行ったのか知ってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't think he will come back when his father is gone. Ola, do you know where he went?
INTO JAPANESE
父親がいなくなったときに彼が戻ってくるとは思わない。オラ、彼がどこに行ったか知ってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't think he will come back when his father is gone. Ola, do you know where he went?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.