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My daddy can bench press 400 pounds. 800 if he uses both arms. My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours... on his hands. My daddy was the lead singer of 90% of all popular 80s hair bands My daddy runs the economy from an office buried deep within the earth's core. My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword. A Fish Sword. My daddy has a monkey butler that brings him bananas and fresh herbal teas My daddy won a Pulitzer Prize the last time he wrote a list of groceries. My daddy was arrested once for smelling too good for being too handsome My daddy kidnapped himself and then escaped instead of paying his own ransom. My daddy jumped out of a plane and landed safely on another plane flying at a lower altitude. My daddy conducted all the surveys used over the past 30 years on the Family Feud. My daddy invented the wheel My daddy invented inventions My daddy put up a cardboard cutout of himself in our cul-de-sac for crime prevention. My daddy is an astronaut fireman specializing in space fires. My daddy plans to relax by working on a oil rig when he retires. My daddy has a festival set up in his honor called "Dadcon," where people cosplay as my dad. My daddy choreographed the knife fight for Michael Jackson's bad. I think you mean Beat it. yes. that. My daddy can get gardens to grow just by looking at them in a nurturing manner. My daddy challenged the Hulk to a fight, but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner. My daddy won a best daddy competition where he and your daddy were the only competitors. My daddy was an editor on Alien vs. Predator. Really? Yeah, but he was uncredited. My daddy is an olympic gold medalist in all events except "Not Being Awesome" My daddy genetically engineered a plant to grow fully-fried onion blossoms. My daddy could beat up your daddy. That's it? Hmm mmm. My daddy was elected president, but he turned it down because he was like "I don't feel like it" My daddy released the kraken just so he could smite it. My daddy wins at every card game he plays except solitaire, where it's a draw. My daddy has never failed to retrieve a prize at that game with the claw. My daddy created a bbq recipe beloved by people of both north AND south carolina. My daddy was asked to build a fence once. Maybe you've heard of it, it's called The Great Wall of China. My daddy can teleport My daddy has telekinesis My daddy can telekinesisport, meaning he has the ability to move objects with his mind and then mentally transport himself over to where he moved them so he can then use that object over in the place that he moved it to. My daddy knows how to end a song perfectly just like i do.

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私のお父さんは、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。 彼は両腕を使用する場合は 800。 私のお父さんは何を使用しておいしいピザを作るが、パパ走ったマラソン 2 時間未満で... 彼の手にあなたの裏庭からみつかりました。 私のお父さんはすべての普及した 80 年代の 90% のリード シンガー髪バンド私のお父さんは、地球の co の奥深くでオフィスから経済を運営

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use both arms he's 800. By using what my dad to make a delicious pizza, but he ran Marathon less than two hours. His hands found from your backyard. My dad is all in line with

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私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。 両腕を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。どのように父を使用しておいしいピザが、彼はマラソンを走った 2 時間未満です。 彼の手はあなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父は、すべてラインとは

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you want to use arms, he is 800. How to use my father and pizza is, he ran a marathon in 2 hours. His hands were found from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。 私の父とピザを使用する方法は、彼は 2 時間でマラソンを走ったです。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. How to use my father and pizza, he ran a marathon in 2 hours it is. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。 武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。私の父と、ピザを使用する方法彼はそれが 2 時間でマラソンを走った。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. How to use a pizza with my father he ran a marathon in 2 hours it is. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。2 時間でマラソンを走った彼父とピザを使用する方法です。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. 2 at the time he ran a marathon is a way to use my father and pizza. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼はマラソンを走った時の 2 は父とピザを使用する方法です。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He ran the Marathon at 2 is to use my father and pizza. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼は 2 でマラソンは、父とピザを使用して走った。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He has 2 Marathon is my father and pizza with ran. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼は 2 私の父であり、ピッツァ走ったマラソン。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He is 2 of my father, and pizza ran marathons. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼は私の父の 2、ピザはマラソンを走った。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He ran the marathon are two of my father and pizza. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼は走ったマラソンは、私の父とピザの 2 つ。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He ran the marathon is two of my father and pizza. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は、ベンチプレスの 400 ポンドをことができます。武器を使用する場合は、彼は 800 です。彼は走ったマラソンは、私の父とピザの 2 つ。彼の手は、あなたの裏庭から発見されました。私の父はすべての行と

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My dad can bench press 400 pounds. If you use the weapon he is 800. He ran the marathon is two of my father and pizza. His hand was discovered from your backyard. My father is all lines and

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