YOU SAID:
my dad wont let me stab my donkey with a spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はスプーンで私のろばを刺すことはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father can not stab my ass with a spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はスプーンで私のお尻を刺すことはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father can not stab my ass in a spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はスプーンで私のお尻を刺すことはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father can not stab my ass in a spoon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.