YOU SAID:
My dad went out for cigarettes and never came back
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はたばこのために出てきて、戻って来なかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father came out for smoking and did not return.
INTO JAPANESE
父は喫煙に出て、返されませんでした。
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My father was smoking and did not return.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はタバコを吸っていたし、が返されませんでした。
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Smoking is my father, and did not return.
INTO JAPANESE
喫煙は私の父で、返されませんでした。
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Smoking was my father and I was not returned.
INTO JAPANESE
喫煙は私の父と私は返されませんでした。
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No smoking is my father and I returned.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ喫煙は、私の父、私が返されます。
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No smoking is my father, I have returned.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ喫煙は、私の父、私は戻ってきた。
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No smoking, my father and I came back.
INTO JAPANESE
禁煙、私の父は戻ってきた。
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Non-smoking and my father came back.
INTO JAPANESE
禁煙と私の父は戻ってきた。
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Non-smoking and my father came back.
That's deep, man.