YOU SAID:
My dad sucked my mom not me
INTO JAPANESE
私のお父さんは私ではなく私のお母さんを吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad sucked my mom not me
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私ではなく私の母を吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad smoked my mom not me
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私ではなく母を吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad smoked my mom not me
Come on, you can do better than that.