YOU SAID:
My dad stabbed my wiener because it was bigger than his and his boyfriends combined now I am a woman and I hate it because I miss my massive peener
INTO JAPANESE
パパがウィーナーを刺したのは、彼と彼の友達を合わせたよりも大きかったからです。今は私は女性ですが、私は私の巨大なピーナーが恋しいので嫌いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than he and his friends put together. Now I'm a woman, but I hate my giant peanuts because I miss them.
INTO JAPANESE
パパがウィーナーを刺したのはそれが彼と友達が一緒にしたよりも大きかったからです今は女性ですが、巨大なピーナッツが嫌いなのは、懐かしいからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends had done together. Now I'm a woman, but I hate giant peanuts because I miss them.
INTO JAPANESE
父がウィーナーを刺したのは彼と友達が一緒にしたことよりも大きかったからだ今は女性だけど、巨大なピーナッツが嫌いなのは、懐かしいから。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends had done together. Now I'm a woman, but I hate giant peanuts because I miss them.
INTO JAPANESE
父はウィーナーを刺したなぜならそれは彼と友人たちが一緒にしたことよりも大きかったからだ今は女性だけど、巨大なピーナッツが嫌いなのは、懐かしいから。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends had done together, because he's a woman now, but he hates giant peanuts because he misses them.
INTO JAPANESE
父がウィーナーを刺したのは彼と友達が一緒にしたことよりも大きかったからです彼は今は女性だからですでも彼は巨大なピーナッツを嫌っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends did together, because he's a woman now, but he hates giant peanuts.
INTO JAPANESE
父がウィーナーを刺したのは彼と友達が一緒にしたことよりも大きかったからだ今は女性だからだでも彼は巨大なピーナッツが嫌いだからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends did together, because he's a woman now, but he doesn't like giant peanuts.
INTO JAPANESE
父がウィーナーを刺したのは彼と友達が一緒にやったことよりも大きかったからです彼は今は女性だからですが彼は巨大なピーナッツが好きではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father stabbed Wiener because it was bigger than what he and his friends did together, because he's a woman now, but he doesn't like giant peanuts.
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