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私の父は、彼をキャッチ次回私コンピューターで、彼を破るでしょう私の顔、キーボードに言ったが幸いにもしていない kjxcfhgdusrl; ebv nlo5wl v
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My father caught him next I will smash him, computer kjxcfhgdusrl fortunately have not said to my face, keyboard; EBV nlo5wl v
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私の父は彼を捕まえた次に彼が粉砕されます、コンピューター kjxcfhgdusrl は幸いにもありませんが私の顔によると、キーボード;EBV nlo5wl v
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According to my face but luckily my father caught him, crushing his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl and keyboard; EBV nlo5wl v
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幸いにも私の父が、私の顔によると彼は、彼の次のコンピューター kjxcfhgdusrl とキーボードを粉砕をキャッチEBV nlo5wl v
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Luckily my father said to my face he's caught EBV nlo5wl v smash keyboard with his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl
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幸いにも私の父は私の顔と言われて彼が彼の次のコンピューターの kjxcfhgdusrl と EBV nlo5wl v スマッシュ キーボードをひいた
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Luckily my father on my face and said, he has caught his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl and EBV nlo5wl v smash keyboards
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幸いにも私の顔に私の父は、彼の次のコンピューター kjxcfhgdusrl と EBV nlo5wl v スマッシュ キーボードをキャッチして彼
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Luckily my father on my face and caught EBV nlo5wl v smash keyboard with his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl, he
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幸いにも私の父私の顔と EBV nlo5wl v スマッシュのキーボードは、彼の次のコンピューターの kjxcfhgdusrl とに巻き込まれる彼
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Luckily my father my face and EBV nlo5wl v smash keyboards that roll and his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl he incorporated
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幸いにも私の父は私の顔と EBV nlo5wl v 粉砕ロール キーボードと彼が組み込まれた彼の次のコンピューターの kjxcfhgdusrl
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Luckily my father on my face and EBV nlo5wl v grinding roll keyboard and he built his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl
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幸いにも私の父私の顔と EBV nlo5wl v 研削ロール キーボードと、彼は彼の次のコンピューターの kjxcfhgdusrl を構築
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Luckily my father my face and EBV nlo5wl v grinding roll keyboard, he builds his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl
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幸いにも私の父私の顔と EBV nlo5wl v 研削ロール キーボード、彼は彼の次のコンピューターの kjxcfhgdusrl を構築
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Luckily my father my face and EBV nlo5wl v grinding roll keyboard, he builds his next computer kjxcfhgdusrl
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