YOU SAID:
my dad pinned me down and choked me with his black belt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私に釘付けにし、彼の黒のベルトで絞めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father and I nailed, strangled in his black belt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父と私を釘、彼の黒のベルトで首を絞めて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father and I strangled with a nail, his black belt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父と私は釘、彼の黒のベルトで首を絞め
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