YOU SAID:
My dad married my mom and then adopted a faliure (me)
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんはお母さんと結婚し、その後、私を養子縁組しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad married his mother and then adopted me
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんは母親と結婚し、それから私を養子にした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad married his mother and then adopted me
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