YOU SAID:
My dad likes to throw plates after dinner if mom messes it up.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、お母さんがそれを台無しにした場合、夕食後に皿を投げるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father... bless his soul...
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father... bless his soul...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.