YOU SAID:
my dad left me at eight after he got blowed by a guy
INTO JAPANESE
彼が酔っぱらった男が得た後私の父は、8 時私を残しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Man spanked him after my dad left me at 8:00
INTO JAPANESE
男は私の父は、8:00 で私を去った後彼が酔っぱらった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spanked him after my father he left me in the 8:00
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、8:00 で私を残した後彼が酔っぱらった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spanked him after my father left me in 8:00
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、8:00 で私を去った後彼が酔っぱらった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spanked him after my father left me in 8:00
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