YOU SAID:
My dad is smoking my weed
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の雑草を喫煙します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father smoked my weed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、私の雑草を吸っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has smoked my weed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の雑草を吸っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has smoked my weed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.