YOU SAID:
my dad beats me with his massive dong.
INTO JAPANESE
私のお父さんは彼の巨大なドンで私を打ち負かす。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father beat me with his huge don.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は彼の巨額の金で私を打ち負かした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father beat me with his huge money
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は巨額のお金で私を殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hit me with a huge amount of money
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は巨額のお金で私を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hit me with a huge amount of money
That didn't even make that much sense in English.