YOU SAID:
My dad beats me with a wooded paddle
INTO JAPANESE
父は森のパドルで私をbeatりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father beat me in the forest paddle
INTO JAPANESE
父は森のパドルで私をbeatった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father beat me with a paddle in the forest
INTO JAPANESE
父は森でパドルで私をbeatった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father beat me with a paddle in the forest
That's deep, man.