YOU SAID:
my dad beat me with a box of uncooked pasta and I liked it.
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんは生パスタの箱で私をbeatりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad beat me with a box of raw pasta.
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんは生パスタの箱で私をbeatった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad beat me with a box of raw pasta.
That's deep, man.