YOU SAID:
my crush wore purple after i told her to wear red so we got into a fight over that then we went to the party and i got her a goat cause shes very very fat
INTO JAPANESE
赤を着るように彼女に言った後、私のクラッシュは紫色を着ていたので、私たちはそれをめぐって戦いに行き、パーティーに行きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After telling her to wear red, my crash was wearing purple, so we went to fight over it and went to the party
INTO JAPANESE
彼女に赤を着るように言った後、私のクラッシュは紫を着ていたので、私たちはそれをめぐって戦いに行き、パーティーに行きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After telling her to wear red, my crash was wearing purple, so we went to fight over it and went to the party
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