YOU SAID:
my crush thinks i'm weird and will never ever love me!
INTO JAPANESE
私のクラッシュは私が変だと思っているし、私を愛することもないでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my crash is strange and I will never love me!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のクラッシュは奇妙だと思うし、私は私を決して愛しません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my crash is weird and I never love me!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のクラッシュは変だと思います、そして私は私を愛しません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my crash is weird, and I do not love me!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のクラッシュは変だと思います、そして私は私を愛していません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my crash is weird, and I do not love me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.