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My crush died and I cried but then he came back to life and kicked my brother in the crotch but then he confessed his love to me so now we are eating spaghetti

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私のクラッシュは死んで、私は泣きました、しかし、彼は生き返り、私の股を蹴りましたが、彼は私に彼の愛を告白しました

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My crash died, I cried, but he revived and kicked my crotch, but he confessed his love to me

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私のクラッシュは死んだ、私は泣いたが、彼は私の股を蘇らせて蹴ったが、彼は私に彼の愛を告白した

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My crash died, I cried, he revived and kicked my crotch, but he confessed his love to me

INTO JAPANESE

私のクラッシュは死に、私は泣き、彼は生き返り、私の股を蹴ったが、彼は私に彼の愛を告白した

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My crash died, I cried, he revived, kicked my crotch, but he confessed his love to me

INTO JAPANESE

私のクラッシュは死に、私は泣き、彼は生き返り、私の股を蹴ったが、彼は私に彼の愛を告白した

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My crash died, I cried, he revived, kicked my crotch, but he confessed his love to me