YOU SAID:
my cranky swanky kitty cat is drunken and stoned
INTO JAPANESE
私の不機嫌な白鳥の子猫は酔っ払って投石されています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grumpy swan kitten is drunk and stoned
INTO JAPANESE
私の不機嫌な白鳥の子猫は酔っ払って投石されています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grumpy swan kitten is drunk and stoned
That didn't even make that much sense in English.